"Is that a horse or a rabbit?"

"Its a very weird question" - My bestie

"The Barrel is the new horse"

"Can't have a bad social interaction if you don't socially interact"

"I disagree, I have a different headcannon than you"

This is offten said to things where that couldnt be applied, i.e. IRL situations.

"Two besties | evil and Intimidating Bill Nye"

Context: Discord call. Not satisfied? Not my problem.

"Do you think that the McDonalds cashier would do an divorce?

"Killing yourself is not an interest!"

This was in response to me being happy that he was going to "kill" me lol,
in a video game, trust - Me